‘It’s a complete betrayal of trust.’
A tragic, bare-all exposé.
14. ‘I believe in equality, I just wouldn’t say I’m a feminist, you know?’
There’s plenty of names for everyone – even Fred and Willian!
‘Just keep the stick mate’
He has to sit on his own in the cafeteria.
They should stop referring to themselves as such, the court rules.
‘Compared to Banksy this is some very creative tagging’
He’s as cold as ice!
‘Maybe one of them will talk to me!’
- 1‘It’s just a friend mum!’: student dropped off in Redland moves seamlessly from family car into back seat of black BMW
- 2Loser condemned to 3 years of friendless misery after posting in fresher Facebook group
- 3First year books 19 haircuts to practise small talk for freshers week
- 4Mums buying recipe books completely oblivious of sons’ plans to eat frozen pizza for rest of life
- 5Massive pile of bills on doormat traced back to great-grandtenants