Public school fresher still resolutely white after attending Reggae Soc

A public school fresher has expressed his dismay after attending a Reggae Society meeting in the SU and remaining decidedly Caucasian, despite participating in...

Desperate master’s applicant turns to Howard Webb as academic referee

'Who has better judgement than the 2010 FIFA World Cup final ref?'

Fresher yet to sign second year house condemned to one hundred...

They should give up all hope of seeing another living soul until 2117.

‘For Everyone’ U1 bus actually excludes pretty much everybody, University admits

Injustice for second years, third years and the rest of the global community.

Students more likely to see Loch Ness Monster than personal tutor

Personal tutors remain a mere urban myth.

Student contracts scurvy after eating exclusively hummus for 18 months

Yet another tahini-based tragedy.

‘The Tab is to journalism what Durdham is to Stoke Bishop’...

The crushing report takes no prisoners.

Next series of Narcos to focus on notorious Bristol ‘Reon’ cartel

‘These guys make Colombia look like fucking Lego Land.'

‘You know what they say about big feet!’ chuckles fresher with...

'Women don’t respond very well, but at least they think its true.'