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Student feedback survey indicates students “absolutely desperate” for more student feedback...

A breaking student survey has found that students are in fact “absolutely desperate for many, many more” student surveys. The findings indicated that the...

Breaking: Law students “simply better” than everyone else

After a recent opinion poll completed by all its members, the UoB Law Society has confirmed that 80% of Law students believe they are...

‘I’m sure I’ll get a girlfriend at uni’, says 16-year-old bucktoothed...

In a deluded moment of optimism sixth-former Josh Smyth, 16, from Swindon, has expressed earnest hope of finally finding some kind of love interest...

Student, 19, drains entire Bristol glitter stock for LSTD

Breaking reports have emerged that an individual from the West Midlands has guzzled the city of Bristol’s entire supply of glitter, face paint and...

Interview: Last non-London fresher finally uses ‘peak’ correctly

The Whip has conducted various exclusive tell-all interviews with a number of Bristol freshers on the ups and downs of first-year. In this exposition, Dominic Balls...

Labour Party in disarray after accidentally uploading draft manifesto to Blackboard

Jeremy Corbyn’s election campaign has been thrown into uncertainty once again after it emerged that a draft manifesto was accidentally uploaded to Blackboard the...

Student launches global non-profit to avoid revision

Second year Sociology student Marcus Clevedon announced Friday evening week that he would be launching a new charity with global reach to tackle the...

Noise conscious student pre-moistens crisps before entering ASS Library

Reports are coming in this morning of a fresher vigorously licking his Walker’s Cheese and Onion crisps outside the Arts and Social Sciences Library...

Previously ambitious second year admits to fate of low 2:1

There are emerging reports that Philosophy student Elena Hands, 20, has finally given in to her inevitable destiny of achieving only about 63 or...

Perfectly capable mark-stealing wanker gets extra time

Emerging confident from yet another effortless three and a half hour examination, Bristol University Chemistry student Hannah Jacobs, 20, insisted that her 25% additional...