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Epigram readership somehow dips below zero

The newpaper's unpopularity has reached scientifically groundbreaking lows.

Fresher looking for grinder accidentally bangs three men

A great time was had by all!

Confusion and outrage after Motion plays song with word in it

Motion's clientele are not known for their love of words.

Taka Taka, Mocha Mocha and Sandwich Sandwich undergo high profile triple...

Say hello to new FTSE 100 mega firm 'Taka Mocha Sandwich'

Geography students return to lectures after colouring week

‘I’ve worked 9am-6pm every day this week!'

‘The UH boys used to call me Bluntflaps’ reveals Bristol alumnus...

James left no stone unturned in his most recent harrowing interview.

‘Has everyone done the seminar reading?’ not actually rhetorical question

'They ask too much of us, they really do.'

Third year dresses up as own terrifying employment prospects for Halloween

‘I just thought to myself, what leaves me feeling really on edge?'