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Final Brexit Bill to be written in Comic Sans

Prime Minister Theresa May has confirmed plans to publish the final bill which will activate Article 50 and begin the process of the UK...

Trump denounces 10-year-old son Barron

Donald Trump has publicly denied the existence of his ten year old son in a shocking outburst during a routine White House press conference....

Trump signs executive order for Domino’s Mighty Meaty Pizzas

Amidst widespread international condemnation for his actions since the start of his term, President Trump this morning issued another striking legal diktat, this time...

Local man not sure if he hates career politicians or Korea...

As 2016 draws to a close the quality of news at The Whip may continue to diminish at an impressive rate. To keep filling...

Theresa May found Googling Brexit definition alone in toilet

Prime Minister Theresa May was today found desperately trawling the internet in a Downing St lavatory in a vain attempt to decode newly coined...

“Dammit! We shoulda sold hats!” Clinton Realises Fatal Campaign Error

Leaked information from the Clinton campaign in the aftermath of her unprecedented defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election suggests not selling baseball caps was...

Art Attack Presenter Neil Buchanan Revealed as Chief Brexit Advisor

Theresa May has today revealed her chief Brexit advisor and the brains behind her “red, white, and blue Brexit” catchphrase to be none other...

Raul Castro: Fidel ‘probably not that gutted’ to have Missed Black...

Fidel's brother and current Cuban President Raul Castro has spoken on the significance of El Commandante's passing on his favourite commercial holiday: Black Friday....

Trump presidency ‘totally worth it’ for four years of easy small-talk,...

A breaking post-election poll has confirmed that 87% of Americans are now satisfied with the prospect of a Donald Trump presidency on the basis...

Hillary Clinton Headhunted by Hotmail.com

An anonymous source has confirmed the presidential candidate will spend the next four years as Chief Information Officer at webmail provider hotmail.com. A subsidiary...