Theresa May: ‘Hi there, I’d like to order some opposition please?’

Prime Minister Theresa May has been caught by senior staff attempting to order in "some kind of opposition" to the Cabinet Office Sunday evening. The...

Leaked Hunt memo reveals NHS crisis solution: futons

A leaked dossier from the office of Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt has placed futons at the centre of government plans to...

Refugees refuse to work for tax-dodging Starbucks

After a valiant pledge to hire 10,000 new workers to help the refugee crisis, Starbucks’ history of tax-avoidance has once again become a subject...

Final Brexit Bill to be written in Comic Sans

Prime Minister Theresa May has confirmed plans to publish the final bill which will activate Article 50 and begin the process of the UK...

Trump denounces 10-year-old son Barron

Donald Trump has publicly denied the existence of his ten year old son in a shocking outburst during a routine White House press conference....

Trump signs executive order for Domino’s Mighty Meaty Pizzas

Amidst widespread international condemnation for his actions since the start of his term, President Trump this morning issued another striking legal diktat, this time...

Local man not sure if he hates career politicians or Korea politicians more

As 2016 draws to a close the quality of news at The Whip may continue to diminish at an impressive rate. To keep filling...

Theresa May found Googling Brexit definition alone in toilet

Prime Minister Theresa May was today found desperately trawling the internet in a Downing St lavatory in a vain attempt to decode newly coined...

“Dammit! We shoulda sold hats!” Clinton Realises Fatal Campaign Error

Leaked information from the Clinton campaign in the aftermath of her unprecedented defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election suggests not selling baseball caps was...

Art Attack Presenter Neil Buchanan Revealed as Chief Brexit Advisor

Theresa May has today revealed her chief Brexit advisor and the brains behind her “red, white, and blue Brexit” catchphrase to be none other...