PwC recruiters ‘deeply impressed’ by CV’s Bronze D of E award

‘3rd team hockey is also something that sets candidates apart.’

Tories announce Gove In:Motion set in final desperate bid for student vote

It's billed as a 'mind altering onslaught of industrial techno'.

Fresher looking for grinder accidentally bangs three men

A great time was had by all!

‘The UH boys used to call me Bluntflaps’ reveals Bristol alumnus James in shock...

James left no stone unturned in his most recent harrowing interview.

Student Conservatives announce plans to talk to girl by 2027

'I am happy to announce a long-term policy that is so crazily ambitious.'

Scotland follows Catalonia and declares independence from Spain

‘We’re in enough of a mess without random areas of the country suddenly declaring independence from foreign states'

Fresher yet to sign second year house condemned to one hundred years of solitude

They should give up all hope of seeing another living soul until 2117.

BREAKING: fresher commits to more than 600 societies

In a horrifying attempt to get involved with University life and ‘take every opportunity that arises’ Badock fresher Samantha Gregory this afternoon rampantly put...

Theresa May vows to put a cap on every Bristol fresher by January 2018

'Ralph Lauren or otherwise, this policy is long overdue.'