Leaked Hunt memo reveals NHS crisis solution: futons

A leaked dossier from the office of Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt has placed futons at the centre of government plans to...

Local man not sure if he hates career politicians or Korea politicians more

As 2016 draws to a close the quality of news at The Whip may continue to diminish at an impressive rate. To keep filling...

Final Brexit Bill to be written in Comic Sans

Prime Minister Theresa May has confirmed plans to publish the final bill which will activate Article 50 and begin the process of the UK...

Refugees refuse to work for tax-dodging Starbucks

After a valiant pledge to hire 10,000 new workers to help the refugee crisis, Starbucks’ history of tax-avoidance has once again become a subject...

Trump denounces 10-year-old son Barron

Donald Trump has publicly denied the existence of his ten year old son in a shocking outburst during a routine White House press conference....

Trump signs executive order for Domino’s Mighty Meaty Pizzas

Amidst widespread international condemnation for his actions since the start of his term, President Trump this morning issued another striking legal diktat, this time...

Theresa May found Googling Brexit definition alone in toilet

Prime Minister Theresa May was today found desperately trawling the internet in a Downing St lavatory in a vain attempt to decode newly coined...

Le Pen slinks back into pencil case

After a decisive loss in the second round of the French elections far right candidate Marine Le Pen has largely disappeared from the public...

Labour ahead in polls after groundbreaking student Facebook status

  Jeremy Corbyn’s marked increase in recent polls is entirely down to the furious Facebook presence of a 21-y ear-old Bristol student, the BBC confirmed this...

Tokyo World ‘not what we expected’ admit Japanese exchange students

'This is not what Japan is like at all'