Macron and Trudeau in run-off election for most devilishly handsome French-speaking leader

President-elect of France Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will go head-to-head in a special international vote to decide which of the...

Trump denounces 10-year-old son Barron

Donald Trump has publicly denied the existence of his ten year old son in a shocking outburst during a routine White House press conference....

“Dammit! We shoulda sold hats!” Clinton Realises Fatal Campaign Error

Leaked information from the Clinton campaign in the aftermath of her unprecedented defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election suggests not selling baseball caps was...

Final Brexit Bill to be written in Comic Sans

Prime Minister Theresa May has confirmed plans to publish the final bill which will activate Article 50 and begin the process of the UK...

BREAKING: fresher commits to more than 600 societies

In a horrifying attempt to get involved with University life and ‘take every opportunity that arises’ Badock fresher Samantha Gregory this afternoon rampantly put...

Nicola Sturgeon promises second once in a lifetime Scottish independence referendum

Nicola Sturgeon, in an original and unprecedented political move, has today announced plans for a second ‘once in a lifetime’ Scottish independence referendum. It is...

Hillary Clinton Headhunted by Hotmail.com

An anonymous source has confirmed the presidential candidate will spend the next four years as Chief Information Officer at webmail provider hotmail.com. A subsidiary...

Refugees refuse to work for tax-dodging Starbucks

After a valiant pledge to hire 10,000 new workers to help the refugee crisis, Starbucks’ history of tax-avoidance has once again become a subject...

Art Attack Presenter Neil Buchanan Revealed as Chief Brexit Advisor

Theresa May has today revealed her chief Brexit advisor and the brains behind her “red, white, and blue Brexit” catchphrase to be none other...

Theresa May: ‘Hi there, I’d like to order some opposition please?’

Prime Minister Theresa May has been caught by senior staff attempting to order in "some kind of opposition" to the Cabinet Office Sunday evening. The...