Le Pen slinks back into pencil case

After a decisive loss in the second round of the French elections far right candidate Marine Le Pen has largely disappeared from the public...

Macron and Trudeau in run-off election for most devilishly handsome French-speaking leader

President-elect of France Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will go head-to-head in a special international vote to decide which of the...

Conservative Party releases manifesto, swarm of locusts

Handpicked journalists and Conservative party activists were impressed Wednesday afternoon after the joint unveiling of the party manifesto and a horde of one hundred...

Labour Party in disarray after accidentally uploading draft manifesto to Blackboard

Jeremy Corbyn’s election campaign has been thrown into uncertainty once again after it emerged that a draft manifesto was accidentally uploaded to Blackboard the...

Labour ahead in polls after groundbreaking student Facebook status

  Jeremy Corbyn’s marked increase in recent polls is entirely down to the furious Facebook presence of a 21-y ear-old Bristol student, the BBC confirmed this...