Theresa May found Googling Brexit definition alone in toilet

Prime Minister Theresa May was today found desperately trawling the internet in a Downing St lavatory in a vain attempt to decode newly coined...

“Dammit! We shoulda sold hats!” Clinton Realises Fatal Campaign Error

Leaked information from the Clinton campaign in the aftermath of her unprecedented defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election suggests not selling baseball caps was...

Art Attack Presenter Neil Buchanan Revealed as Chief Brexit Advisor

Theresa May has today revealed her chief Brexit advisor and the brains behind her “red, white, and blue Brexit” catchphrase to be none other...

Raul Castro: Fidel ‘probably not that gutted’ to have Missed Black Friday 2016

Fidel's brother and current Cuban President Raul Castro has spoken on the significance of El Commandante's passing on his favourite commercial holiday: Black Friday....

Trump presidency ‘totally worth it’ for four years of easy small-talk, Americans confirm

A breaking post-election poll has confirmed that 87% of Americans are now satisfied with the prospect of a Donald Trump presidency on the basis...

Hillary Clinton Headhunted by Hotmail.com

An anonymous source has confirmed the presidential candidate will spend the next four years as Chief Information Officer at webmail provider hotmail.com. A subsidiary...

Le Pen slinks back into pencil case

After a decisive loss in the second round of the French elections far right candidate Marine Le Pen has largely disappeared from the public...

Macron and Trudeau in run-off election for most devilishly handsome French-speaking leader

President-elect of France Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will go head-to-head in a special international vote to decide which of the...

Conservative Party releases manifesto, swarm of locusts

Handpicked journalists and Conservative party activists were impressed Wednesday afternoon after the joint unveiling of the party manifesto and a horde of one hundred...

Labour Party in disarray after accidentally uploading draft manifesto to Blackboard

Jeremy Corbyn’s election campaign has been thrown into uncertainty once again after it emerged that a draft manifesto was accidentally uploaded to Blackboard the...