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Russian vaccine actually just shot of Chekov
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Library tickets sell out faster than student offered grad scheme at BP
Leeds City Council completes Hyde Park redesign with potted plants, wall hanging and LED strip
Rah very sick aesthetic bro
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Library tickets sell out faster than student offered grad scheme at BP
‘these tickets will sell out faster than I defend BritPet’s commitment to be carbon neutral by 2050’
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Perseverance Rover told to self-isolate in Mars hotel for 14 days upon arrival
Sign of the times!
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BREAKING: Johnson permits household mixing of eggs, milk and flour
Unless you’re some weirdo that eats savoury pancakes.
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Bender deprived student reluctantly aces degree
I’ve had to abandon my plans like David Cameron abandoned his daughter at the pub that one time
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Opinion: Sneezing in your mask is like shitting yourself
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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New Covid strain ‘so trippy and way less mongy’ says unbearable flatmate
Apparently it’s pretty easy to get hold of?
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London based turkeys gobble sigh of relief
‘They’ll be gobbling on the streets of Turkey Town tonight’
