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Taka Taka now just Taka after furloughing half of workforce
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Leeds
Hyde Park burglars’ ‘Bring your child to work’ day gets out of hand
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Leeds City Council completes Hyde Park redesign with potted plants, wall hanging and LED strip
Leeds City Council completes Hyde Park redesign with potted plants, wall hanging and LED strip
Rah very sick aesthetic bro
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‘White people, please educate yourselves’: UoB reveals plans for new academic year
Ready to welcome anyone white from the home counties diaspora
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Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
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Coronavirus sentenced to 23 years inside Harvey Weinstein
A two-birds-with-one-bastard solution.
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Hypochondriac much? Harvey Weinstein to self-isolate for 23 years
Weinstein will not be participating in society for quite some time, which is possibly the best piece of news of the last week.
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‘Help a girl out’: Hungover fresher posts on Clifton and Stoke Bishop Tickets after losing U-Card, phone and left kidney on night out
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re in Lola’s, dancing the night away with gay abandon, and the next, you’re awake in a bathtub full
Bristol
Liberal Arts student spends 1 hour writing essay, 3 hours removing hyperlinks
Like all great scholars
