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London based turkeys gobble sigh of relief
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‘A man with new ideas is a madman, until his ideas triumph’ says flat mate poaching egg in microwave
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Leeds
‘What are we even paying for’ says student with 23% attendance
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Bristol
Parents demand gift receipt for the disappointment you’ll give them at Christmas
Leeds City Council completes Hyde Park redesign with potted plants, wall hanging and LED strip
Rah very sick aesthetic bro
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Opinion: Sneezing in your mask is like shitting yourself
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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New Covid strain ‘so trippy and way less mongy’ says unbearable flatmate
Apparently it’s pretty easy to get hold of?
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London based turkeys gobble sigh of relief
‘They’ll be gobbling on the streets of Turkey Town tonight’
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Hyde Park house celebrate end of lockdown by throwing house party last week
Not sure the maths checks out on this one
Bristol
‘White people, please educate yourselves’: UoB reveals plans for new academic year
Ready to welcome anyone white from the home counties diaspora
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Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin