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Final year pleased to have excuse for imminent unemployment
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“Keep your distance, young man!”, screams dot on horizon
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Lakota to close, then to reopen, then to close, then to reopen, then to close, then to reopen, then to close, then to reopen, then to close, then to reopen
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Lakota closure: Tribe of Frog adapting to survive
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Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
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Coronavirus sentenced to 23 years inside Harvey Weinstein
A two-birds-with-one-bastard solution.
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Hypochondriac much? Harvey Weinstein to self-isolate for 23 years
Weinstein will not be participating in society for quite some time, which is possibly the best piece of news of the last week.
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‘Help a girl out’: Hungover fresher posts on Clifton and Stoke Bishop Tickets after losing U-Card, phone and left kidney on night out
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re in Lola’s, dancing the night away with gay abandon, and the next, you’re awake in a bathtub full
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Liberal Arts student spends 1 hour writing essay, 3 hours removing hyperlinks
Like all great scholars
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Student aces job interview at law firm over Christmas dinner with father
A Christmas miracle!