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BREAKING: Do not react; you are the saboteur
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Leeds
“Time for real change!” Jeremy Corbyn found screaming at self-service checkout after paying for Freddo with a fiver
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Bi-winning! Girl who’s always dated terrible men now dating terrible women, too
Love conquers, eh?
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”An act of barefaced imperialist aggression – they didn’t email us about the viewing at all”
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You can’t put a price on friendship.
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