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Thousands of middle-class women in Boris’ constituency mark their ‘ex’ on the ballot
“Boris’ name really jumped out at me as soon as I entered the polling booth”
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Student goes cold turkey for Boxing Day sandwich
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“Well, first year doesn’t count anyway” says new MP with 0% parliamentary attendance
With results day all but a distant memory, the next generations of lawmakers, debaters, and smug-smilers made their way down to Westminster for their first
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Bare-knuckle boxer Ben Stokes wins Sports Personality of the Year
Hero of the Clifton Triangle Arena
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Arts students finally take flight as strong breeze hits Woodland Road
A breathtaking phenomenon.
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Most useless person on your course planning a startup
“So think, like, Bumble but everyone swipes first and also there’s like, zero data security.”
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Tumbleweed wins prestigious grad-scheme after blowing through deserted Careers Service
Crickets chirped as the pale, visibly malnourished staff welcomed us inside.
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“I’m so done” lies medium rare steak
The former Belted Galloway and current £12.95 Ribeye revealed all in our explosive interview.