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Bristol
Social distancing: cabinet meetings to be held in bigger piece of furniture
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Leeds
Student has wank, nominates three friends on Instagram to have wank too
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Bristol
DIY win: this dad had so much time off work, he managed to build a relationship with his son
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Bristol
Rees-Mogg hurries to Johnson’s sickbed with bird mask, leeches, lobotomy screw
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Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
Bristol
Coronavirus sentenced to 23 years inside Harvey Weinstein
A two-birds-with-one-bastard solution.
Bristol
Hypochondriac much? Harvey Weinstein to self-isolate for 23 years
Weinstein will not be participating in society for quite some time, which is possibly the best piece of news of the last week.
Bristol
‘Help a girl out’: Hungover fresher posts on Clifton and Stoke Bishop Tickets after losing U-Card, phone and left kidney on night out
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re in Lola’s, dancing the night away with gay abandon, and the next, you’re awake in a bathtub full
Bristol
Liberal Arts student spends 1 hour writing essay, 3 hours removing hyperlinks
Like all great scholars
Bristol
Student aces job interview at law firm over Christmas dinner with father
A Christmas miracle!
Bristol
Student goes cold turkey for Boxing Day sandwich
“I’m so glad I finally listened to my body”