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Bristol
North London fresher’s attempt to start anew ruined as entire sixth form moves to Bristol
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Exeter
‘Fuck off Bran!’ Three-Eyed Seagull caught stealing forum lunches for disabled boy
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UK
Relationship between library seat and student’s bum on the rocks after five ‘breaks’ in one hour
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Leeds
Student itching to grind out Game of Thrones finale and get back to revision
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Manchester
“Don’t get back together,” whispers girl reading stranger’s text messages on bus
Researchers use carbon dating to trace hundreds of students’ opinions back to the same Guardian article
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
Students spoilt for choice as ‘How was your Easter?’, ‘How’s revision going?’, and ‘Any plans for summer?’ all viable small talk options
Students have been left abound with meaningless conversations starters.
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The new tenant will be expected to pay £450 a month, plus any outstanding bail money.
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Psychologists baffled as ski trip attendee fails to upload Instagram photo
A truly seminal case.
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Independent MPs return to Labour Party after hearing of angry student Facebook status
Trailblazer. Amazing.
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‘Dissertations are the worst,’ says student seemingly unaware of the Yemen crisis
A bold claim.
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Lecturer who sets his own texts as reading caught masturbating at reflection in toilets
The signs were there.
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Bristol
Spoiler alert: Theology professor accidentally uploads answer to whether God exists onto Blackboard
An IT mishap of biblical proportions.
