President-elect of France Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will go head-to-head in a special international vote to decide which of the knee-achingly dishy Francophone premiers is sexiest.
The poll, which is the first of its kind, will be staged a week Friday and will aim to finally settle the fiery debate over which of the two young, power-wielding, hunky pieces of meat is actually the most unbearably irresistible.
All 750 million citizens of the G7 will be able to vote on the question:
“Keeping in mind how both Mr Macron and Mr Trudeau have power over millions, adhere to wonderfully level-headed administrative agendas, and speak French, whilst concurrently possessing the facial structure of Greek demigods and the body of a 26 year-old Fight Club Brad Pitt, which do you think is the most wonderfully, devilishly handsome French-speaking world leader?”
The election is set to take place sometime towards the end of the summer to give both candidates time to work on their tan, think about outfits and sort their hair – although both are pretty much as inordinately handsome as it gets already.
‘I’ve been following this quite closely actually,’ a skittish Theresa May revealed at a press conference Wednesday night.
‘I’ve met Justin in person and he really is the majestic creature you’ve all seen on TV. I’ll decide who I’m going to vote for once I’ve met Mr Macron though – he is also pretty fucking hot, apparently.’
The Frenchman won the presidency with 66% of final round votes, whilst Mr Trudeau has been in office since Autumn 2015 – and makes bilingual public statements for Cananda’s 12 million French speakers.
Look out for The Whip’s exclusive election special, we’ll be covering the countdown, results and aftermath.