An anonymous source has confirmed the presidential candidate will spend the next four years as Chief Information Officer at webmail provider hotmail.com. A subsidiary of Microsoft, the sillily named email host had vetted various other candidates – including Julian Assange and Richard Ayaode – before tapping the ex-secretary of state, The Whip can confirm.
“It’s a real coup for hotmail to successfully land Mrs Clinton as our new CIO. No-one else in the field can match her information management experience, her composure under pressure, and her love of the email industry.
We’re especially buzzed because until last night she was looking at a few other posts. It’s a real testament to everyone here at hotmail that we managed to bring her round and bag her services”, the source told The Whip.
Mrs Clinton was unavailable for comment.