Psychologists baffled as ski trip attendee fails to upload Instagram photo

A team of clinical psychologists have been left “totally mystified” by a VT skier who, for some unknown reason, hasn’t yet documented just how amazing ‘apres’ is on their social media.

According to Leeds University Psychology Professor Aaron Chowdry, the student is literally the only attendee of the ski trip who has resisted flaunting their alpine frolicking online.

The Whip spoke to him this afternoon.

“Whilst the identity of the 20-year-old affected by this extraordinary psychotic episode cannot be announced for legal reasons, we are certain that their failure to post anything on social media within the first 24 hours of this renowned high-altitude piss-up means they are not in a sound state of mind.

“One need only look at the actions of their peers, who universally popped a snow-filled panoramic snapshot onto Instagram, to see the astounding nature of this particular mental breakdown. No one in our field saw it coming – it’s a truly seminal case for behavioural psychology.

“Going forward, the student is to be interned at Broadmoor high-security hospital in Berkshire to restrain them from committing any similar unholy cultural malignancies. The staff there are concerned, but have suggested a long-term recovery may still be a possibility.

“This individual’s deafening silence on the photo-sharing platform was a social blitzkrieg that will no doubt put them into the history books. We are all shocked and amazed at this flagrant disregard for social conformity.

“We still have hope for this young rebel. The next few days will provide ample opportunity to upload generic posts of snowy peaks, beanie-clad revellers and, of course, the infamous channel crossing. However if they continue to abstain from social media for the duration of the trip, then all that we thought we knew about youth culture must be radically scrutinised.”