Bristol UK

Life Drawing Society release controversial clothed calendar

Scandalously clad.

Bristol’s life drawing society has released its annual ‘clothed’ calendar, featuring some of it’s best loved models, to great fanfare – it sold out in less than a day. The Whip found more than a few happy customers flicking through the calendar in Royal Fort Gardens. 

Daniel and Mark, both 21, tried to explain the calendar’s remarkable success. 

“I’m a big fan of intelligent erotica, as is my mate Mark here. To clothe a naked body implies the very nudity of that body. I’m the sort of bloke who loves to talk up imaginative and tasteful onanism. It’s just my way of being a better feminist, while still making conversational room for me to talk about my dick. Bun Pornhub, big up Life Drawing Soc.”

“Bro – check out March. Bottom right. Oof.”

“Look at that… that; that is filthy.”

“Wish my girlfriend would dress-up like that. Fingerless gloves – they ain’t part of that passé homeless chic anymore, they’re fucking lingerie for the HAND, dude. Props to her. Concert-pianist pegs, fucking hell.” 

We left the two boys to talk to one of the models, Jimmy Pinter, a long-time life drawing vet but new to the ‘clothed calendar’ series. 

“God, I was so nervous! Exposing yourself life that in front of the camera is… the intimacy of it, it’s really nerve-wracking. I was quaking in my ski-boots. Normally, in life drawing I don’t think twice about it. Why would I?

“My favourite part of my body is probably my body and my face. I know that people will go positively creamy for me. I am a celestial anvil upon which great art is beaten and shaped. That’s just body positive factoids!

“Covering it up is a sin – that’s what makes it so naughty. At the end of the day though, I asked myself – do I care about what people think of how I look, or do I care about being part of a story that is beautiful? The second one, I screamed back at myself! Even so, I’m open enough to admit I was felt uncomfortable during the shoot. My cheeks went bright red!

“You won’t see that in the calendar though. The balaclava, chastity-belt and steel wimple saved those blushes.”

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