‘Pussy-Slayer’ deeply regretting self-assigned nickname in fine art society group chat

A first-year economics student has issued a public apology after nicknaming himself ‘Pussy-Slayer’ in UoB’s Fine Art Society group chat, prompting a formal investigation.

Stud-muffin Michael Hunt apologised earlier today after he was confronted by a mixture of enraged messages and restraining orders from other members of the society.

The Whip caught up with the incredible hunk this morning as he returned from the Playboy mansion.

“I joined the fine art society as apparently it’s a great way to meet chicks. What a load of bollocks that was. The only people to slide into my DMs were Avon and Somerset Police.

“Anyway, I’m sorry for what I did or whatever, it was totally not cool, especially the bit where I told one of the girls that I could make her Moan-a-Lisa.

“Maybe it would work better on theatre babes.”

We left Mr Hunt to navigate his way through the vast swathes of lustrous supermodels which had amassed in his presence.

The president of the Fine Art Society said in a statement:

“We always try to create an open space where individuals can express themselves freely and without judgement.

“But not for this blundering incel, he can get fucked.”