“Which Hyde Park?” says fucking smug Londoner

London-raised students remain unable to resist temptations to constantly remind peers that they are originally from the UK’s capital, The Whip can confirm today.

Student polling, taken from an array of sources including eavesdropped pub conversations to gym-break chatter, suggests that the jarring habit would appear to be “uncontrollable” and “almost unconscious”.

Second year Jeff McDunne lives with two Londoners. “If we spend one more afters trying to reel off by-heart the correct order of the Victoria line, I’m droppin’ out!”

“Now they’re making me specify which Hyde Park I’m talking about every time we organise to meet anywhere.

“I mean, c’mon… It’s not like that muddy puddle at the top of the park is much of a substitute for the Serpentine. And the only wildlife you’re catching in the Leeds park are the rats around the back of Akmals.”

As deadline dates for assignments approach, Leeds University Union has advised time-poor students to avoid being trapped in conversations with Londoners.

A statement from the Union read,

“Londoners love to reminisce about back home. Whether it’s getting their Oyster cards out to rack a line or the gleeful chuckle at the price of a Royal Park Pint.

“Continue to remain vigilant and try not to entertain the smarmy bastards.”