A student DJ in Stoke Bishop has been accused of double, triple and quadruple standards this week after simultaneously reaffirming his progressive musical direction and announcing he’d signed a house with a fully fledged Conservative party member.
Maximillian Headroom, who currently resides in Badock, secured a soon to be twat-filled townhouse in Clifton village last Thursday. Sources close to the undergraduate have informed The Whip that he is worried the move will mean both his message and musical style are misinterpreted.
“It’s an absolute shambles” the first year Geography student explained in an interview on Friday. “I’m a forward thinking guy, open to everything – I like making positive change through music. You know, breaking boundaries. Though in hindsight, I think I broke a few too many of those in freshers week which is why I still have that horrible nickname and a severe lack of friends who don’t descend from aristocracy.”
“It’s fine. I’m sure I’ll survive. I’ll be bunking with Will and Hugo and the rest of the boys like that field trip to the Gobi Desert in year 8. I’m just worried this whole ‘living with Tories’ thing will affect my artistic career. You’ve seen my sets, I’m sick at mixing. Just not socially. Those two things shouldn’t have an impact on each other.”
Unfortunately, Max’s self-sabotage is starting to take its toll on his creative output.
“I don’t even know myself any more. First I’m making an EP. Then I’m making an LP. Then I’m telling people that the LP stands for ‘Labour Party’ so people stop bringing anti-austerity placards to my Lakota nights. It’s really off-putting to watch them bobbing around in the crowd.”
He concluded “I’ve slashed ticket prices too, literally making nothing now. Good thing Dad still is.”