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Johnson not sure which family to isolate with

Unprecedented.

In an unfortunate turn of events, the virile Prime Minister has a difficult decision to make. Being of sound mind and ailed body, he must decide which of his numerous families to stay with.

Sources close to the PM say he has made a 100 strong shortlist and is ‘whittling’ it down presently.

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