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Symptoms reportedly include making sourdough and shaving your head
“The government is considering using a wardrobe, or a large cupboard of the sort usually reserved for storing mops and brooms.”
‘Is your mother still with me, son?’
Riding his trusty nag hard through the day and night, Rees-Mogg arrived at Downing Street just as dawn broke over London.
Plush unicorn Sir Sparkles Fuzzypants told us his side of the story.
Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
A two-birds-with-one-bastard solution.
Stockpiling condoms and lad points
Better safe than sorry
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