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Russia’s Sputnik V vaccine has recently been found to be a mere shot of the student-favourite budget brand of vodka, Chekov. This shocking discovery was
Not long after Meghan and Harry announced their second pregnancy, the disgusted Royal family have taken revenge on the pair and renamed the historical County
#3: We ranked the top 10 dogging spots on campus so Bristruths didn’t have to
“We’ve taken a liquid shit over democracy in Myanmar. They shall tremble in awe before a thousand years of feathery rule!”
The party has been described by our sources as an “absolute madness” and “literally so mental”
It provided great benefit to humankind: remember that bit where she ate a croissant and practically had an orgasm?
Blackboard breakout room spirals into absolute chaos after that one self-professed Etonian einstein (others call him the dickhead in Dickies, or simply Smelly as he
Just close your eyes and think of England.
In case you missed it, the stock market was temporarily brought to its plutocratic knees by a network of Redditors funneling shares into doomed business,
“Je joue au football le week-end avec mes amis” – 3rd year French student
Here’s to the gift they can’t possibly return… you!
“Dad’s coming back, he just has dodgy signal, I promise…’
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