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‘For Everyone’ U1 bus actually excludes pretty much everybody, University admits
Injustice for second years, third years and the rest of the global community.
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Students more likely to see Loch Ness Monster than personal tutor
Personal tutors remain a mere urban myth.
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Third year gobsmacked after using self-service book loan machine for first time
“It’s a phenomenal system!”
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‘The Tab is to journalism what Durdham is to Stoke Bishop’ experts conclude
The crushing report takes no prisoners.
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Next series of Narcos to focus on notorious Bristol ‘Reon’ cartel
‘These guys make Colombia look like fucking Lego Land.’
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Epigram readership somehow dips below zero
The newpaper’s unpopularity has reached scientifically groundbreaking lows.
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Sports lad awarded orchestra scholarship after three year dedication to the Triangle
Will he take it up?
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Taka Taka, Mocha Mocha and Sandwich Sandwich undergo high profile triple merger
Say hello to new FTSE 100 mega firm ‘Taka Mocha Sandwich’
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‘The UH boys used to call me Bluntflaps’ reveals Bristol alumnus James in shock interview
James left no stone unturned in his most recent harrowing interview.
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University of Bristol unveils new TITS Library
The TITS will sit proudly next to the ASS Library on Tyndall Avenue!
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Tories announce Gove In:Motion set in final desperate bid for student vote
It’s billed as a ‘mind altering onslaught of industrial techno’.
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