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Noise conscious student pre-moistens crisps before entering ASS Library
Reports are coming in this morning of a fresher vigorously licking his Walker’s Cheese and Onion crisps outside the Arts and Social Sciences Library in
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Durdham chronic virginity epidemic continues
Reports from the University suggest that the outbreak of virginity in Durdham has reached epidemic levels, with almost all students in the Stoke Bishop hall
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Economics exam scheduled at Temple Meads, platform 6
Unsatisfied with only inconveniencing students with an exam at Temple Meads, the Economics faculty went one infuriating step further by relocating ‘Introduction to Quantitative Easing’ to
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Psychologists baffled as LSTD attendee fails to upload Instagram photo
A truly seminal case.
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Brexit cancelled after Redland student erects EU flag
In a shock change of national direction, Prime Minister Theresa May announced Wednesday morning that Brexit has been ‘totally, unilaterally scrapped’ after the hanging of an
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Wills Memorial building to be rebranded Sports Direct Arena
Following mounting pressure to sever the University of Bristol’s ties with the slave trade, a petition was launched last week to rename the Wills Memorial
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