New in Exeter
Exeter
Confused Physics student still more likely to find answer to X than clitoris
Difficult news to take.
Exeter
Dealers collaborate in new ‘Dealerveroo’ service to bring both dinner and drugs to your door
The crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Exeter
Entire student body find themselves signed up for brand new ‘Service Unavailable’ module
It’s definitely on purpose!
Exeter
Crafty student legally changes name to Ophelia to avoid ski trip name change fee
Every little helps.
Exeter
Stressed but organised student stops bottling up feelings, starts freezing them in Tupperware dishes
A problem for later.
Exeter
Exeter Cathedral, all of Plymouth, your second house in the south of France and 5 other locations suddenly being converted into student accommodation
The more the merrier!
Exeter
Holland Hall student generously donates half of double-barrelled surname to Brazilian footballer
Not all heroes wear capes.
Exeter
Snipers implemented to combat students walking slowly side-by-side to Campus
A solution at last.
Exeter
Student mental health crisis solved as Labrador wanders through the Forum
Who needs adequate wellbeing services?
Exeter's Most popular
- 1‘Fever shitter’ incident solved as dealer admits mixing up his ketamine and his laxative powder
- 2J.K. Rowling reveals that the Forum is gay
- 3Exeter Uni join forces with North Korean surveillance police to launch attendance app
- 4Timepiece announce plans for new ‘huge queue’ venue
- 5Crafty student legally changes name to Ophelia to avoid ski trip name change fee