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Freshers shocked to find that they should’ve been looking for second year housing when they were in the womb
Time’s a-ticking away!
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Girl in your seminar wearing full Lacrosse 1st Team stash wants you to know she’s in the Lacrosse 1st Team, by the way
Just making sure you knew!
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Generous and efficient landlord announces plans to mend sink before 2027
Mind-blowing efficiency!
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Forum Hill seagull isn’t even hungry, it just likes fucking with you
Whatever day of the week, watch out for the beak.
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Student wearing 8 festival wristbands scientifically proven to be massive bellend
But are you really that surprised?
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Fever owners defend decision to convert to sauna instead of fixing the temperature
“It’s part of the appeal!”
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Fresher from Westminster pleased to reveal coke addiction replaced with a ket addiction
A stunning move.
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Exeter Freshers Week to be renamed ‘Shark Week’
The most vicious predators on the south coast…
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Psychologists baffled as Hijacked attendee fails to upload Instagram photo
But that’s impossible!
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