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‘Mate I am sooo fucked,’ slurs planet absolutely waved on greenhouse gases
“I need some new mates who aren’t environmental wreckheads”
Bristol
Heartbreaking: hornless narwhal unable to fight off aquatic terrorists
“Do you know how humiliating it is to be mistaken for a beluga whale?”
Bristol
Bi-winning! Girl who’s always dated terrible men now dating terrible women, too
Love conquers, eh?
Bristol
“Feargal, hide the bomb!”: IRA sleeper cell caught out by unexpected house viewing
”An act of barefaced imperialist aggression – they didn’t email us about the viewing at all”
Bristol
Stoner bottles essence to sell as CBA oil
CBA oil “seeks to disrupture? Disrupt?” the rapidly emerging UK Cannabis sector
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“Can I not just buy you a pint?” Student shocked to discover landlord prefers rent
You can’t put a price on friendship.
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Fresher accidentally makes enough spaghetti bolognese to feed the 5,000
Come and spaghet it.
Bristol
“I’m 90% hummus!” lies 100% twat
‘My identity has taken refuge inside this Levantine dip. It does not want to leave.’
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Bristol parents set up ‘distrust fund’ after not being paid back for son’s summer exploits
They’ve had enough
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Student accidentally agrees to sacrifice firstborn in house contract small print
Reports just in confirm an unprecedented student-landlord disagreement has taken place, whereby a 21 year old student has unwittingly agreed to offer up his first
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