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Opinion: Sneezing in your mask is like shitting yourself
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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New Covid strain ‘so trippy and way less mongy’ says unbearable flatmate
Apparently it’s pretty easy to get hold of?
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London based turkeys gobble sigh of relief
‘They’ll be gobbling on the streets of Turkey Town tonight’
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Hyde Park house celebrate end of lockdown by throwing house party last week
Not sure the maths checks out on this one
Bristol
‘White people, please educate yourselves’: UoB reveals plans for new academic year
Ready to welcome anyone white from the home counties diaspora
Bristol
Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
Bristol
Coronavirus sentenced to 23 years inside Harvey Weinstein
A two-birds-with-one-bastard solution.
Bristol
Hypochondriac much? Harvey Weinstein to self-isolate for 23 years
Weinstein will not be participating in society for quite some time, which is possibly the best piece of news of the last week.
Bristol
‘Help a girl out’: Hungover fresher posts on Clifton and Stoke Bishop Tickets after losing U-Card, phone and left kidney on night out
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re in Lola’s, dancing the night away with gay abandon, and the next, you’re awake in a bathtub full
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Liberal Arts student spends 1 hour writing essay, 3 hours removing hyperlinks
Like all great scholars
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