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‘these tickets will sell out faster than I defend BritPet’s commitment to be carbon neutral by 2050’
Sign of the times!
Unless you’re some weirdo that eats savoury pancakes.
I’ve had to abandon my plans like David Cameron abandoned his daughter at the pub that one time
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Apparently it’s pretty easy to get hold of?
‘They’ll be gobbling on the streets of Turkey Town tonight’
Not sure the maths checks out on this one
Ready to welcome anyone white from the home counties diaspora
Prince Andrew says he could not have given Charles coronavirus as he was ‘enjoying a take-away from Pizza Express Woking’
An alibi as watertight as a Falklands veteran’s skin
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