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“Feargal, hide the bomb!”: IRA sleeper cell caught out by unexpected house viewing
”An act of barefaced imperialist aggression – they didn’t email us about the viewing at all”
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Stoner bottles essence to sell as CBA oil
CBA oil “seeks to disrupture? Disrupt?” the rapidly emerging UK Cannabis sector
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“Can I not just buy you a pint?” Student shocked to discover landlord prefers rent
You can’t put a price on friendship.
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Fresher accidentally makes enough spaghetti bolognese to feed the 5,000
Come and spaghet it.
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“I’m 90% hummus!” lies 100% twat
‘My identity has taken refuge inside this Levantine dip. It does not want to leave.’
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Bristol parents set up ‘distrust fund’ after not being paid back for son’s summer exploits
They’ve had enough
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Student accidentally agrees to sacrifice firstborn in house contract small print
Reports just in confirm an unprecedented student-landlord disagreement has taken place, whereby a 21 year old student has unwittingly agreed to offer up his first
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Bristol Uni to replace pastoral care provision with self-service checkouts
A move inspired by Netflix’s hit series Black Mirror!
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