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Thrifty student replaces expensive lost headphones with ‘I Love Music’ face tattoo
Still cooler than airpods.
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‘Hey, my education was paid for by the state, too!’ Exclaims Harry in desperate bid to rebrand
Just your average Joe, trying to make an honest living
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‘Electile dysfunction!’ United Kingdom votes for useless cock as Prime Minister
Five more years.
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Boris Johnson dons mullet in desperate bid to appeal to youth vote
Good lord, can it get any worse?
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“Time for real change!” Jeremy Corbyn found screaming at self-service checkout after paying for Freddo with a fiver
THIS could swing the election!
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Wire-goers disappointed to discover new subwoofers actually just small dogs
Yeah like that’ll work…not!
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‘The revolution will not be posted on the VLE!’ Minerva joins striking lecturers
There is power in the factory, power in the land.
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Generous Hyde Park dealer increases cocaine purity to 8% in Black Friday deal
Price match guarantee.
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