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Mate who’s ‘just being honest’ actually just being a cunt
In an unexpected revelation, honesty, The Whip can exclusively reveal, is not always the best policy. This is particularly true when being frank becomes a
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Apple introduce new feature ‘Find MiPurpose’ for directionless BA students
A brave new more for the megacorp.
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Armitage Shanks hate him! This student saves vital calories by pissing in corner of basement room
The ONE thing toilets don’t want you to know about.
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Student rewards self for making 9am by napping until 9:45
At the start of every year, thousands of students make the same promises to themselves: they’ll do all the reading, they’ll start their essays early,
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Guantanamo Bay replaces waterboarding with an hour alongside returning year-abroad student
A deplorable technique.
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Overenthusiastic student proposes to dissertation supervisor
They said I had to be engaged with my work.
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“Finally, independent!”: Fresher confirms smooth transition from sponging off parents to sponging off government
A noble move
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Third year delighted new home comes with complementary mould, mildew and cute little silverfish
A third year student has contacted The Whip suggesting that the student community should reappraise its general disdain towards landlords after securing “the deal of
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Hyde Park burglars leave with Macbook, PS4 and the bubonic plague
Despite the squalor and often sub-human conditions of student houses, every day countless burglars bravely risk their health to break in, tempted by the ever-enticing
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‘I’m saying yes to everything this year,’ confirms Fresher, helping bury body on Woodhouse Moore
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.
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