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“Time for real change!” Jeremy Corbyn found screaming at self-service checkout after paying for Freddo with a fiver
THIS could swing the election!
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Wire-goers disappointed to discover new subwoofers actually just small dogs
Yeah like that’ll work…not!
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‘The revolution will not be posted on the VLE!’ Minerva joins striking lecturers
There is power in the factory, power in the land.
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Generous Hyde Park dealer increases cocaine purity to 8% in Black Friday deal
Price match guarantee.
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House-hunting Charles Morris student calls social services after viewing house without three-door Aga
Don’t blame her.
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Major Rethink, Private Breakdown and five other annoying military figures you’ll encounter whilst trying to write this history essay
Your essay needs YOU!
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“He’ll only go and spend it on drugs,” says student, on way to go and spend it on drugs
A coherent argument.
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“It was too cramped, I had to get out” Viet Cong tunneller fails to buy focaccia in Bakery 164
164 people in a bakery!
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‘Henry Price is dead, bro’ jeers corpse from neighbouring graveyard
Pot calling the kettle black?
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Mitigating circumstances form expanded to include ‘overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War’ option
An excuse for the many, not the few.
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