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Drinking into oblivion surrounded by boring strangers definitely the best way to begin adult life, new research shows
Take note, freshers!
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‘Actually Just Rugby Society’ established for students who’ve had enough of chugging beer from asscracks
We went down to one of the current rugby club’s socials to gauge the reaction.
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Freshers caught frantically burning skinny jeans under cover of darkness
“It’s not only the trousers. I thought short-back-and-sides was pretty standard but now I’m looking into getting a mullet.”
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‘We just can’t believe our luck’: 5 Hyde Park residents on moving into a house with fully functioning electricity and water
A truly seminal case.
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Freshers certain they’ll be friends for life after realising common interest in ‘eating food’ and ‘breathing air’
“It’s like we’ve been maintaining homeostasis together for ages!”
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Chemists redefine ‘absolute zero’ as the number of seats available in Edward Boyle
A groundbreaking discovery.
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Non-DJs added to list of Leeds Uni minority groups by LUU
Leeds student DJs outnumber non-DJs 7:1.
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Second years bewildered to discover 93-year-old neighbour ‘not a fan’ of techno
‘He’s probably more of a deep house guy’
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- 2Freshers caught frantically burning skinny jeans under cover of darkness
- 3Leeds City Council hand over fireworks display to ‘clearly more experienced’ Hyde Park teens
- 4Hyde Park gardener inundated with calls after handing out genuine business cards
- 5Non-DJs added to list of Leeds Uni minority groups by LUU