New in Manchester
“They’re even queuing round the corner.”
“All I could think about was my next niccy-rush.”
“I wonder where it might be?”
“I’m more than just my double-barrel surname”
“I’m something of an expert, actually.”
Fresher dismayed to find cacti, scratch map and wall hanging not actually substitute for personality
A rookie mistake!
Pop your hoodie on, not your cherry.
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