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It was assumed no task was too daunting for the low-fat frying machine.
Both won prizes – a pack of VKs for Mohammed and a new BMX for Meryl.
His courage has shocked the world.
There is a spectre haunting communal living…
It was do or die.
A real shame.
It’s not looking good.
“That’s right, baby! I’m bringing back kilobytes per second!”
As the night wore on, fog thickened, hope thinned, and a home started to crumble.
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