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‘And this is the gay quarter’ says tour guide pointing to last straight-free corner at OMG
A local Bristol tour guide was spotted gesturing to the last straight-free section of OMG, now dubbed the club’s ‘gay quarter’, last Thursday whilst showing
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“Why do I always leave everything to the last minute?” Says unit coordinator yet to come up with exam questions
“I’ve had a lot on, alright.”
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Procrastinators hate her! Hyper-productive student sends TWO emails in just ONE hour
Unprecedented!
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Land or War: which type of Lord would you rather have turn up randomly at your door?
It’s a toughie.
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Phew! Event’s ‘secret location’ revealed to be in convenient place with excellent transport links
How lucky!
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Final year student realises next guaranteed source of income is state pension in 46 years’ time
A bitter realisation.
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Student brings clear, unlabelled keg of IPA into exam
There was nothing the invigilators could do!
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‘I’ve pencilled in a breakdown for 2:30 but after that I’m free’: Arts student on verge of total self-annihilation
Procrastination has hit new, terrifying extremes for Leila.
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Student drafts plan to ‘hopefully think about revising soon, potentially, I guess’
Time to crack on at some point maybe!
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Student excited by prospect of ‘three-week vegetable bender’ at home
Thank God for all the free food home offers, particularly the fresh stuff.
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Radical filter philanthropist donates entire stick to fellow smoker
‘Just keep the stick mate’
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‘Oh shit, I have 9ams for the rest of my life!’ realises fool with graduate job
A 9-6 working day is incompatible with an Mbargo-determined sleep cycle.
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- 1Student contracts scurvy after eating exclusively hummus for 18 months
- 2‘Has everyone done the seminar reading?’ not actually rhetorical question
- 3Student excited by prospect of ‘three-week vegetable bender’ at home
- 4Land or War: which type of Lord would you rather have turn up randomly at your door?
- 5Student brings clear, unlabelled keg of IPA into exam