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Leeds
‘What are we even paying for’ says student with 23% attendance
“I can only imagine how angry I’d be if my parents weren’t paying for my fees”
Bristol
Gap Year students forced to find themselves in parents’ living room
Due to lockdown restrictions, this year’s trustafarians find themselves ever closer to the bank of mum and dad.
Bristol
Student house wifi found guilty for torture at The Hague
The jury found it hard to sympathise due to lack of a connection
Bristol
‘It’s just capitalism 😜’ : Boris submits Bristruth defending religious holiday bias
‘Heart react for Christianity,
Surprise react for any of those other ones’
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Climate change cancelled! Scientists discover new sub-zero temperatures in the ASS
‘The library is so cold that global temperatures have plateaued’
Bristol
Three GBBO showstoppers to make you forget Matt Lucas’ blackface
Try as it might, this four-tiered raspberry madeira cant conceal his racist past.
Bristol
Handshakes, shared cigarettes and 4 other forms of bioweaponry
3. The Questionable Kitchen Tea Towel
Bristol
“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” boy asks Will’s fresher who didn’t go to private school
She stood out in the crowd.
Bristol
“I’m just so cultured” brags art historian with yeast infection
Better thrush to the pharmacy
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