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A local Bristol tour guide was spotted gesturing to the last straight-free section of OMG, now dubbed the club’s ‘gay quarter’, last Thursday whilst showing
“Why do I always leave everything to the last minute?” Says unit coordinator yet to come up with exam questions
“I’ve had a lot on, alright.”
It’s a toughie.
A bitter realisation.
There was nothing the invigilators could do!
‘I’ve pencilled in a breakdown for 2:30 but after that I’m free’: Arts student on verge of total self-annihilation
Procrastination has hit new, terrifying extremes for Leila.
Time to crack on at some point maybe!
Thank God for all the free food home offers, particularly the fresh stuff.
‘Just keep the stick mate’
A 9-6 working day is incompatible with an Mbargo-determined sleep cycle.
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